A MESSAGE FROM EVIL CAVITAR
Cavitar’s the name, SUGAR is my game! My nemesis, The Super Dentists, are always trying to destroy me with their teeth brushing and flossing and taking care of Super Kids. I won’t have it! I want SUGAR to rule the universe!
The Super Dentists have opened up a new office at 390 West Valley Parkway in Escondido, so I have decided I will be giving out FREE ICE CREAM to the children of Escondido TODAY, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 19, from 1:00 – 3:00 pm, for National Ice Cream Cone Day and there’s nothing The Super Dentists can do about it!
Cavitar FREE Ice Cream Giveaway
Date: TODAY, Saturday, September 19, 1:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Place: Grape Day Park, 321 N Broadway, Escondido, CA 92025 and Kit Carson Park, 3333 Bear Valley Parkway, Escondido 92025
Look for me and the Sweet Treats Ice Cream Truck.
I’m also taking over The Super Dentists social media, so follow @TheSuperDentists on Facebook and Instagram for location updates. I’ve cleaned out those Super Dentists and plan to give away t-shirts, bags and other swag. Hahahahaha!
Worry not, the superheroes have already switched out Cavitar’s ice cream with sugar-free (please don’t mention it to Cavitar ) and we’re going to be passing out FREE toothbrushes to save the teeth of the children of Escondido. It’s just the first step to thwart Evil Cavitar’s plan for sugar to rule the world.
(1) ice cream per child, (1) toothbrush per child. While supplies last.
10 Fun Facts About Me:
1. I grew up in Sugar Land, Texas.
2. Dental school, schmental school. Yes, I failed dental school and I’m proud of it!
3. Profession: Aristocrat, entrepreneur, capitalist, candy company consultant.
4. Favorite band: Sugarland
5. Favorite song: SUGAR SUGAR
6. Favorite holiday: National Candy Day, Nov. 4
7. Favorite pet: My sidekick, Molar and my millions of sweet little sugar bugs
8. Favorite expression: SWEET!
9. Favorite sporting event: the SUGAR Bowl
10. Favorite ballet: “Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy”
My sidekick, Molar.
EVIL FACTS ABOUT SUGAR!
I love SUGAR, I adore it and the havoc it creates on the teeth of all the children.